aaaaand another!

Why did your last relationship fail?
Well, the last one that really counted hasn't happened in years.
But if you want to be technical, it was because he was a fucking douchebag, and failed to let me know that until 3 years in.



Do you mind explaining things to children?
Not as long as it's not an adult acting like one.


Who was your last text from?
Mayberry


Can you neatly write with your opposite hand?
Not at all.


Do your habits die hard?
I guess, idk.


What are you doing besides this survey?
watching american dad


Do you have a clock in the room you are sitting in right now?
no


If you were a cow, would you sleep standing up, or lying down?
lying down, dur.


If you could go outta town right now where would you be going?
dont care, somewhere big, and on a train.


What is your favorite video game?
Kingdom Hearts


When did you cry last?
I don't know. It's been awhile.


Have you ever played the game MASH?
haha yeah, when I was alot younger.


Who are you mad at?
No one, really.



You're gonna get a piercing, where is it?
my bridge.


How do you feel about your first true love?
He's a bastard.


What are you wearing?
jeans and a tee.


When you were little, were you totally into Barney?
not at all.


Do you play any instruments?
i used to play lots of things. violin, flute, piccolo


Do you play games on your cell phone?
alot of times at work


Are you an aunt/uncle?
no, ill fucking kick my little sisters ass.


If you could change one thing about your looks, what would it be?
lets gut these days ahhahaha


Whose bed, besides yours, did you last sleep in?
mayberrys last night


What kind of magnets are on your fridge?
i dont think there are any..were boring.


Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
i guess mayberry


Are you one of those girls that get drunk and fuck everyone?
not at all, thank god.


What movie do you want to see?
there are a bunch, but for some reason i cant think of any

What was the last alcholic beverage you had?
a frozen margarita at on the border the other day

What songs would you put on a cd if you were about to burn one?
it would just depend on my mood, i suppose.



What cable company do you have?
just basic shit, i guess.


Have you ever played Monopoly, and won?
i dont know that ive ever actually finished a monopoly game.


How easily do you apologize?
I dont, generally. unless it's reaaaaaaaally called for.


Have you taken any medicine lately?
no, but i drank some water earlier that tasted EXACTLY like dimetapp


Hottest thing you see right now?
my reflection in the computer screen hahahahah jkjkjkjk


Does everything happen for a reason?
Yes.



What is your favorite online game?
family feud


Favorite TV channel?
a&e


Last person you made a bet with?
Dr. J, I won too and he never paid up.


What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.


Stayed in a hotel lately?
Nope.



What is something you are scared to do?
move out.


Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
i think mayberry as well


Is it too late to apologize?
i have no idea what this is in regaurds to.


Do you have four generations still living in the family?
i dont think so.


Best rib place youve ate at?
julius rib cage on the southside.


What is one of your family tradition?
we dont really have any..........


Is there anything you always do before you go to bed?
take my pants off haha


What goes best with soda?
liquor.


How many lights are on in your house?
i think just one lamp, actually.


Wanna get anything off your chest?
there's always something. always.



What are you doing tomorrow?
running a bunch of errands, basically.

Why did your last relationship fail?
lookin back now, I took her for granted too much n didnt express my feelings enough



Do you mind explaining things to children?
depends on what needs to be explained


Who was your last text from?
fukka cell


Can you neatly write with your opposite hand?
most say I cant neatly right, period!


Do your habits die hard?
some more than others


What are you doing besides this survey?
breathing


Do you have a clock in the room you are sitting in right now?
yea


If you were a cow, would you sleep standing up, or lying down?
if I was a cow, Id be playin with my udders


If you could go outta town right now where would you be going?
fuck if I know


What is your favorite video game?
none


When did you cry last?
couple years ago


Have you ever played the game MASH?
I useta watch M*A*S*H
that count?


Who are you mad at?
nobody



You're gonna get a piercing, where is it?
I aint


How do you feel about your first true love?



What are you wearing?
boxer briefs, shorts n socks


When you were little, were you totally into Barney?
Barney from Mayberry?


Do you play any instruments?
just my organ.....
hahahaaha


Do you play games on your cell phone?
FUKKA DAMN CELL


Are you an aunt/uncle?
4 nieces, 4 nephews, 1 great niece n another 1 on the way


If you could change one thing about your looks, what would it be?
Im too sexy to answer this


Whose bed, besides yours, did you last sleep in?
motel


What kind of magnets are on your fridge?
ummmmm
dominos pizza?


Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
no one you know


Are you one of those girls that get drunk and fuck everyone?
if I was a girl, Id be suckin n fuckin my way to ownin a new BIG damn house n new cars!!!
Id be the biggest ho the world EVER saw!


What movie do you want to see?
theres a few

What was the last alcholic beverage you had?
corn squeezins!!! (corn whiskey/shine)

What songs would you put on a cd if you were about to burn one?
either classic rock or country



What cable company do you have?
none


Have you ever played Monopoly, and won?
yup


How easily do you apologize?
if Im in the wrong, yup, I'll admit it


Have you taken any medicine lately?
yup


Hottest thing you see right now?
hmmmmmmm


Does everything happen for a reason?
prolly



What is your favorite online game?
prolly spades


Favorite TV channel?
dont watch tv


Last person you made a bet with?
fuck if I member


What are you listening to right now?
Tom Petty


Stayed in a hotel lately?
yup



What is something you are scared to do?
shit in the lobby of a police department


Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
momma


Is it too late to apologize?
nahhh, feel free to tell me ya fucked up and beg for my forgiveness!!


Do you have four generations still living in the family?
yea


Best rib place youve ate at?
hmmmmm, been a few


What is one of your family tradition?
I started my own, based on Bocephus' song


Is there anything you always do before you go to bed?
piss


What goes best with soda?
liquor.
X2!!!!!

How many lights are on in your house?
a couple


Wanna get anything off your chest?
nahhh, I aint wearin a shirt



What are you doing tomorrow?
I'll tell ya tomorrow

Why did your last relationship fail? well the one before my marriage
he was and idiot gropped one of my best friends behind my back and then was so drunk
he thought he'd ask me if it was ok to screw her and my other roomate



Do you mind explaining things to children?
no unless it's my step brother


Who was your last text from?
------------


Can you neatly write with your opposite hand?
if i was retarded i could


Do your habits die hard?
don't know never gave it much thought really


What are you doing besides this survey?
listening to some rammstein and watching ebay like a hawk to get my chi


Do you have a clock in the room you are sitting in right now?
yep about 3


If you were a cow, would you sleep standing up, or lying down?
upside down legs in the air


If you could go outta town right now where would you be going?
not sure


What is your favorite video game?
blood rayne


When did you cry last?
um today cuz i'm a big wus


Have you ever played the game MASH?
um no not that i remember


Who are you mad at?
these stupid idiots that keep outbidding me, can't a sista getta break lol



You're gonna get a piercing, where is it?
eyebrow redone most def


How do you feel about your first true love?
he's amazing


What are you wearing?
sweat pants and a tank top


When you were little, were you totally into Barney?
no but i sang the kill barney song or something about him molesting kids i don't remember


Do you play any instruments?
not so much


Do you play games on your cell phone?
---------------


Are you an aunt/uncle?
yep aunt obviously


If you could change one thing about your looks, what would it be?
i do need a hair change might do that this weekend


Whose bed, besides yours, did you last sleep in?
mine


What kind of magnets are on your fridge?
just some lil gay ones


Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
dad


Are you one of those girls that get drunk and fuck everyone?
um yeah used to be sorta


What movie do you want to see?
the new mummy movie and journey to the center of the earth and prince caspian ......... i know i'm a nerd, i don't care

What was the last alcholic beverage you had?
frozen strawberry margarita like back in january or feb can't remember

What songs would you put on a cd if you were about to burn one?
omg i have waaaaayyy toooo many burnt cd's to even go there i have music from angry chick rock to 90's and 80's to classic rock and soft rock and like alternative and punk and metal and heavey metal and just butt loads of stuff i can't even begin to imagine



What cable company do you have?
well there's only one here in town called allegiance but i gots free cable cuz it was still hooked up when we moved in a year and half ago


Have you ever played Monopoly, and won?
yes played/ won i don't remember


How easily do you apologize?
if i'm wrong i will if i'm not i won't haha


Have you taken any medicine lately?
no


Hottest thing you see right now?
haha not a dang thing


Does everything happen for a reason?
Yes.



What is your favorite online game?
jewels of atlantis


Favorite TV channel?
tbs or tnt or usa or fx lol


Last person you made a bet with?
sam but i never gets my monies


What are you listening to right now?
rammstein


Stayed in a hotel lately?
no



What is something you are scared to do?
go to funerals, hospitals, wakes, or morgues, or nursing homes


Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
dad


Is it too late to apologize?
hahaha cuz it's too late to apologize ooooooooooooooo hahaha


Do you have four generations still living in the family?
if moma was still here yea


Best rib place youve ate at?
not a big fan of ribs the only one's i like is the beef ribs i make on the grill and they's tasty!!!!!!


What is one of your family tradition?
disappear and cut off all communication with the rest of us appearantly


Is there anything you always do before you go to bed?
pee


What goes best with soda?
a candy bar the chocolate makes it fizzy hahaha


How many lights are on in your house?
7 and all in just 2 rooms to hehe


Wanna get anything off your chest?
no not at this moment



What are you doing tomorrow?
cleaning my house and working ya know the usual

Why did your last relationship fail?
The last g/f I had was 3 fuckin years ago. I dunno what ended it, she gave me some story but I knew there was more to it. I have no idea how to make a relationship work, I've had more fuck buddies then I have g/fs. BECAUSE GIRLS ARE FUCKIN NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol



Do you mind explaining things to children?
Actually yes I do.


Who was your last text from?
Nobody because texting is for DOUCHE BAGS!!!! lol


Can you neatly write with your opposite hand?
Fuck no lefties are the devils spawn! lol


Do your habits die hard?
Yippie Kai aye motha fucka!!!!


What are you doing besides this survey?
nothing.


Do you have a clock in the room you are sitting in right now?
yes 3.


If you were a cow, would you sleep standing up, or lying down?
I'd sleep naked.


If you could go outta town right now where would you be going?
Castle Greyskull..... if only it was real! lol


What is your favorite video game?
Punch Out, Super Mario, Ninja Turtles, Duck Hunt, WWF Steele Cage Challenege, Wrestlefest, GRAND THEFT AUTO, Marvel Ultimate Alliance.


When did you cry last?
I don't cry I just have severe psychotic mental break downs.


Have you ever played the game MASH?
No!


Who are you mad at?
Myself.



You're gonna get a piercing, where is it?
My tongue cuz that's the only time it serves a purpose.


How do you feel about your first true love?
Never happened.


What are you wearing?
Orange shorts and Justice League Boxers.....


When you were little, were you totally into Barney?
Fuck no I was much older when that came around. It was all about Pee Wee's Playhouse!!!!!!!!


Do you play any instruments?
No.


Do you play games on your cell phone?
Cellular Phones are for CALLING PEOPLE!


Are you an aunt/uncle?
Yes.


If you could change one thing about your looks, what would it be?
I want an endoskeleton made out of adamantium!


Whose bed, besides yours, did you last sleep in?
No ones that's just weird!


What kind of magnets are on your fridge?
My dads.


Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
Don't know, don't care.


Are you one of those girls that get drunk and fuck everyone?
Um kinda except I'm not a girl.


What movie do you want to see?
THE FUCKIN DARK KNIGHT!!!!!!!!! Watchmen, The Spirit, GI Joe, The Punisher (better be good!), Captain fuckin America, Thor, The Avengers, Star Trek, Sin City 2, Terminator 4, Green Arrow, Green lantern, The Question, Captain Marvel, JUSTICE FUCKIN LEAGUE, Superman, A Darkwing Duck movie, Gargoyles, Masters of the Universe, Thundercats, Voltron, Ninja Turtles, The Flash, A Zorro origin movie, The Lone Ranger, PREACHER, Iron Man 2, another Howard the Duck movie! lmfao

What was the last alcholic beverage you had?
I dunno.

What songs would you put on a cd if you were about to burn one?
W/e I felt like.



What cable company do you have?
Cox.


Have you ever played Monopoly, and won?
No idea.


How easily do you apologize?
I dunno.


Have you taken any medicine lately?
Nyquil just so I can sleep.

Hottest thing you see right now?
Me!!!!!!!!!!


Does everything happen for a reason?
No idea.



What is your favorite online game?
None.

Favorite TV channel?
No favorite.


Last person you made a bet with?
No clue.


What are you listening to right now?
The fan and The Voices.


Stayed in a hotel lately?
No last January.



What is something you are scared to do?
have unprotected sex with courtney love. No I'm either afraid to fail or afraid to not try at all. Oh I'm also afraid of killing some one!


Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
No idea, every time I call some one they never answer so wtf is the point of even talking to them in the first place.


Is it too late to apologize?
according to timbaland it is!


Do you have four generations still living in the family?
No idea.


Best rib place youve ate at?
I don't eat that shit.


What is one of your family tradition?
Never had any.


Is there anything you always do before you go to bed?
Um yeah it involves me rubbing my genitals till a milky white substance shoots out of a hole in my penis and I yell out SHAZZAM!


What goes best with soda?
..... WHAT THE FUCK IS SODA?!


How many lights are on in your house?
No clue.


Wanna get anything off your chest?
No, can I cum on yours?!



What are you doing tomorrow?
Um need to clean house maybe mow, I should get some more apps but there's not that many places to work here except restraunts and I FUCKIN HATE PEOPLE AND THEIR DAMN FOOD!!!!

Why did your last relationship fail?
Well, lets see.. He went out of his mind literally.
I knew it was over when he tried to Baptize me in the bathroom sink.

Do you mind explaining things to children?
As long as they pay attention,.

Who was your last text from?
Murph

Can you neatly write with your opposite hand?
hell nah

Do your habits die hard?
hell yes they do

What are you doing besides this survey?
Waitin on some food

Do you have a clock in the room you are sitting in right now?
a couple that dont work. Need to hang the one Shai got me for Mothers Day.
Story of my life, Im having a hard time finding a stud.

If you were a cow, would you sleep standing up, or lying down?
spread eagle baby

If you could go outta town right now where would you be going?
Amsterdam... Er Vegas to visit Kyle.

What is your favorite video game?
doesnt exist

When did you cry last?
November

Have you ever played the game MASH?
um no

Who are you mad at?
the world usually

You're gonna get a piercing, where is it?
kind of over that. stretching the lobes just a bit tho. still have my naval and my tragus

How do you feel about your first true love?
he's the father of my child. For alot of years I hated him. Now, we are cool.

What are you wearing?
tank and capris

When you were little, were you totally into Barney?
no not even a lil bit

Do you play any instruments?
not so much

Do you play games on your cell phone?
have a couple, rarely play them

Are you an aunt/uncle?
yes i am

If you could change one thing about your looks, what would it be?
i would have darker eyebrows. ones that you can see.

Whose bed, besides yours, did you last sleep in?
been so long i dont remember

What kind of magnets are on your fridge?
nada

Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
Shai

Are you one of those girls that get drunk and fuck everyone?
um no

What movie do you want to see?
the new Batman

What was the last alcholic beverage you had?
151 n Coke

What songs would you put on a cd if you were about to burn one?
it would be one crazy mixture of a bunch of different genres,

What cable company do you have?
Cocks

Have you ever played Monopoly, and won?
yes played/ won i don't remember

How easily do you apologize?
does anyone remember Fonzie trying to apologize?

Have you taken any medicine lately?
of course, i havent even wanted to kill anyone today

Hottest thing you see right now?
nada

Does everything happen for a reason?
Yes.

What is your favorite online game?
rock n roll jeapordy

Favorite TV channel?
A & E

Last person you made a bet with?
dont remember

What are you listening to right now?
tv noise

Stayed in a hotel lately?
no, its been awhile

What is something you are scared to do?
relationships

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
mark

Is it too late to apologize?
depends, what did i do now?

Do you have four generations still living in the family?
unfortunatly yes.. (gma satan)

Best rib place youve ate at?
not a big fan of ribs

What is one of your family tradition?
Watching Emmitt Otters Jug Band Christmas.. Rejeana, you gotta get this one.

Is there anything you always do before you go to bed?
pee

What goes best with soda?
151

How many lights are on in your house?
2 upstairs, who knows downstairs.

Wanna get anything off your chest?
Ill let ya know

What are you doing tomorrow?
Working, then a meeting with the attorney.