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A Truly Unique Survey

Post  ReJeana on Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:56 am

1.

) Would you pick your nose and eat the booger on national tv for $1,000?
YES
2.

) Do you think taco bell using an ingredient in their food that makes you fart/poop on purpose?
no it's just mexican food in general
3.

)Would you ever go on fear factor?
no i can't stand the host he's a nidiot
4.

)Would you rather be an extreme crack head or weigh 600 lbs? and why?
600 lbs cuz drugs are horrible things to get into
5.

)If you went on Jerry Springer what would the title of the show be?
nothing cuz i don't have a reason to
7.

) Do you think the monopoly man is sexy?
that would be a no
8.

)Would you ever join the mile high club?
heck yes!!
What comes to your mind when i say.....

1.

) old english beer
really bad beer
2.

)1995
elementary school
3.

)oriental men
really awesome nails

4.
)juilus child
ceasar

5.

) construction workers
annoying
6.

)porta potties
nasty nasty

7.

)president bush
ugh
RELATIONSHIPS(if your single previous relationships)

1.

) What is the most discusting thing they have ever done?
i've been with this man for 6 years now i'm pretty much impervious to whatever he does nor would i be suprised if he threw something new in there on me
2.

)The best you have ever had in bed?why or why not?
sam.... cuz he's my soul mate and and awesome lover
3.

)Do they have any fetishes?
me
4.

)Would you let this person give you a hot carl?
NO NASTY
5.

)Whats the best gift you have received?
Lauren
6.

) would you sleep with their grandparent?
uuum no what the crap that's nasty
SCENERIOS

1.) You are in a plane crash and only you and the pilot.

the pilot is dead he weighs 700lbs and has not showered in 6 months and has maggots crawling out of his butt would you eat his body fat to survive or starve and die? i would kill myself

2.)Your car brakes down in the middle of the night the only chance to get a ride is to either sleep with a 87 year old man/woman infected with age spots and warts covering 90% of their body or sleep with the whole towns motorcycle gang of 30 people.

which do you choose?
um tell the old man to screw off and don't go through the town with the bikers who the heck comes up with these scenarios?.... retards... the persone has obviously not heard of a cell phone
3.

)Who would you rather bring home to mom someone half animal or three times your age?
neither didn't date in high school and i've been with the same guy for almost 6 yrs now minus the 2 short splits we had and those fools never stood a chance anyways
4.

)What would you do if your first born child came out looking just llike a small baboon with hair covering its entire body except its ass which is blue?
um obviously you've never seen my beautiful child
5.

) which are you more curious about phelps penis size or if oprah and stedman will ever get married?
neither cuz all three scare me
6.

)what would you rather smell all day farts or urine?
farts
7.

)when you get old would you rather loose all control of you colon and poop in a diaper or be left in a home where the people taking care of you dont turn you properly and you get bed sores?
neither just kill me
8.

)Would you rather be filthy rich but no longer able to have orgasms or be dirt poor and extremely orgasmic?dirt poor< already there hahaha

9.

) Which simpson character would you most like to engage in sexual intercourse?none
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