obama is the new jesus?

http://www.obamacures.com/

read the article
you decide
if I believed in jesus christ, Id swear not only is he back, but hes black as well.....
afterall, jesus supposedly healed others

wonder if obama can resurrect himself in 3 days too?

He was black to begin with and he was a Ninja who then became a fuckin Zombie!

Jesus only did 2 cool things:
1) Become a zombie
2) water into wine

outside of that...not impressed.

Obama is definitely not divine.
But it would make sense that he was right wing enough to ACTUALLY BE Jesus...


hahaha.

at the risk of getting bashed and being made fun i do strongly disagree but everyone's entitled to there own opinion i am a christian but i'm not going to sit here and preach to everyone about hellfire and damnation cuz quite frankly it doesn't work and also i'm not going to try to convert anyone either unless it's you'r own choice the reason being i grew up having religion shoved down my throat and for a few years i strongly resented it and just recently decided to give my life back to God so with that being said obama is not Jesus....... how do i know you may ask well in my heart and soul i know he's not hahaha other then i can't explain it i personally don't like obama if you do that's all fine and dandy that's your choice i'm not going to tell you you're wrong cuz it's not my place or any of my business for all that matters and i'm not really a fan of any of the hopefuls this year so who knows all i want is someone in office that's going to take care of our country and our troops

ReJeana wrote:at the risk of getting bashed and being made fun i do strongly disagree but everyone's entitled to there own opinion i am a christian but i'm not going to sit here and preach to everyone about hellfire and damnation cuz quite frankly it doesn't work and also i'm not going to try to convert anyone either unless it's you'r own choice the reason being i grew up having religion shoved down my throat and for a few years i strongly resented it and just recently decided to give my life back to God so with that being said obama is not Jesus....... how do i know you may ask well in my heart and soul i know he's not hahaha other then i can't explain it i personally don't like obama if you do that's all fine and dandy that's your choice i'm not going to tell you you're wrong cuz it's not my place or any of my business for all that matters and i'm not really a fan of any of the hopefuls this year so who knows all i want is someone in office that's going to take care of our country and our troops

On behalf of my murdered native american, Celtic, pagan, Barbarian ancestors THANK YOU! lol they could have used more folks like you dammit! lol


But nah seriously if christians would just come out and admit Jesus was a super human ninja zombie I would become the most hardcore catholic EVER!!!!! lol Il Duce, The Nazi Pope, and Mel Gibson wouldn't have shit on me! hahaha

cdowg187 wrote:

ReJeana wrote:at the risk of getting bashed and being made fun i do strongly disagree but everyone's entitled to there own opinion i am a christian but i'm not going to sit here and preach to everyone about hellfire and damnation cuz quite frankly it doesn't work and also i'm not going to try to convert anyone either unless it's you'r own choice the reason being i grew up having religion shoved down my throat and for a few years i strongly resented it and just recently decided to give my life back to God so with that being said obama is not Jesus....... how do i know you may ask well in my heart and soul i know he's not hahaha other then i can't explain it i personally don't like obama if you do that's all fine and dandy that's your choice i'm not going to tell you you're wrong cuz it's not my place or any of my business for all that matters and i'm not really a fan of any of the hopefuls this year so who knows all i want is someone in office that's going to take care of our country and our troops

On behalf of my murdered native american, Celtic, pagan, Barbarian ancestors THANK YOU! lol they could have used more folks like you dammit! lol


But nah seriously if christians would just come out and admit Jesus was a super human ninja zombie I would become the most hardcore catholic EVER!!!!! lol Il Duce, The Nazi Pope, and Mel Gibson wouldn't have shit on me! hahaha

hahaha i don't know about super human ninja zombie but i guess to the human mind a person that rises from the dead would technically be a zombie lol so i guess really it all depends on how you look at it ........... ps totally not the reaction i was expecting lol ............. oh and pps jesus was black lol

plus this thing could really just be a publicity stunt for the old man to have his 15 min of fame before he goes to the after life lol and plus i am a strong believer in the if you're optimistic and have faith and hope you can beat whatever ails you theory and no i'm not talking about if you believe in God then you have no need to take medicine crap whoever says that is full of it and needs to have a mental evaluation but i do believe we can better ourselves and health by having a good attitude about things................. ok i'm done i'm just rambling sorry guys and dolls

ReJeana wrote:plus this thing could really just be a publicity stunt for the old man to have his 15 min of fame before he goes to the after life lol and plus i am a strong believer in the if you're optimistic and have faith and hope you can beat whatever ails you theory and no i'm not talking about if you believe in God then you have no need to take medicine crap whoever says that is full of it and needs to have a mental evaluation but i do believe we can better ourselves and health by having a good attitude about things................. ok i'm done i'm just rambling sorry guys and dolls

I'll buy off on the positive/good attitude helpin to bring about a better LIFESTYLE, which may very well include health
no offense, but the ones sayin religion brings that about, I have a hard time dealin with.....
maybe for some, they need somethin to believe in, to keep their focus so to say, but as for me personally, I cant force myself to believe in christianity, buddaism, or any other form of organized religion
Im NOT tryinta offend anyone, its just not me

CrAzY FuCkIn DaVe wrote:

ReJeana wrote:plus this thing could really just be a publicity stunt for the old man to have his 15 min of fame before he goes to the after life lol and plus i am a strong believer in the if you're optimistic and have faith and hope you can beat whatever ails you theory and no i'm not talking about if you believe in God then you have no need to take medicine crap whoever says that is full of it and needs to have a mental evaluation but i do believe we can better ourselves and health by having a good attitude about things................. ok i'm done i'm just rambling sorry guys and dolls

I'll buy off on the positive/good attitude helpin to bring about a better LIFESTYLE, which may very well include health
no offense, but the ones sayin religion brings that about, I have a hard time dealin with.....
maybe for some, they need somethin to believe in, to keep their focus so to say, but as for me personally, I cant force myself to believe in christianity, buddaism, or any other form of organized religion
Im NOT tryinta offend anyone, its just not me

oh no worries man it takes alot to offend me and like i said before everyone has their own opinion on things it's human nature we're not robots after all lol ya know and you really do have a point there are several churches forms of religion that say if you listen to rock music or watch tv or have tattoos and peircings then you're going to hell well then i guess to those people i am going because i listen to rock music and i watch tv and i have tattoos and peircings so whatever those people in my minds are idiots (prime example fred phelps (some one needs to shoot that retard)) and besides i don't call myself a christian and try to live my life a certain way and go to church every sunday for other people i go because i want to and i want to have a close relationship with God plain and simple because in the end (FOR WHAT I BELIEVE) it's not between me and other people it's between me and God i guess in a way to a certain extent you could say that i do need God in my life and i'll admit i do because before i went back to Him i was a huge mess and had alot of issues and i had to do something before i wound up dead so in that sense i guess you could say that i do need HIm .......... and also what i meant by faith i wasn't exactly talking about the spiritual side of it so to speak more like um let's say you have a cold and you can either sit there and and wallow in the fact that you're sick and you don't want to do anything but just be there or you can take a dayquill and say to yourself that you're going to feel better no matter what and believe yourself .......... so i guess what i was trying to say in a round about sort of way it's more about having faith and hope in yourself to accomplish the things you want to do then to just be overwhelmed by it .............. wow it took all that to say say that lil bit i told you guys i was a rambler hahaha so yeah dave again no worries i ain't mad at ya and not going to bash on ya either. ok

Dave bashing is highly encouraged..

BobbiexSoxx wrote:Dave bashing is highly encouraged..

hahaha under other circumstances maybe lol
i actually really appreciate the people in here
i know now why you invited them bobbie
cuz anywhere else as soon as i said i was
a christian i would've been eaten alive
and told off and i respect people who
respect the opinions of other people

although his picture is litterally about ready to make me sieze that thing gave me a headache last night dave! lol

ReJeana wrote:

BobbiexSoxx wrote:Dave bashing is highly encouraged..

hahaha under other circumstances maybe lol
i actually really appreciate the people in here
i know now why you invited them bobbie
cuz anywhere else as soon as i said i was
a christian i would've been eaten alive
and told off and i respect people who
respect the opinions of other people

Thats what its all about.
We are all different in our own lil way.

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